pro tip: wear clothes under your skin so when the police chase you down for public nudity you can rip off your skin and reveal your stylish cardigan and make them look dumb as heck
pro tip: wear clothes under your skin so when the police chase you down for public nudity you can rip off your skin and reveal your stylish cardigan and make them look dumb as heck
(Source: bewareofmpreg, via antlersout)
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
(via fartgallery)
(Source: eatmorebikes, via damn-funny)
(Source: wartortles, via damn-funny)
ah yes, come in, come into my house. ah yes, now step out, step right out the door. wonderful. wonderful visit. come again.
(via aryastarks)
forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
(via antlersout)
(Source: 09912311)
