My life is a satire of a "real" life.

notspying:

Summoning the ogrelord

notspying:

Summoning the ogrelord

(Source: amart)

thatfunnyblog:

how to sext

thatfunnyblog:

how to sext

(Source: letskiss-alot)

neptunain:

heteronormativity is so weird like yesterday I was at my aunts beach house and some of her in-laws brought over this small baby. and the baby puts it’s hand on it’s brow to keep the sun out of it’s eyes and his father says “look at that! Leon is looking for girls!” Leon is eight months old I don’t think he knows what a girl is yet

stacksbreadup:

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?

TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED

stacksbreadup:

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?

TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED

(Source: rhymewithrachel)

devotionaura:

everyone watch this video of my dog gettin embarrassed that i caught him singin

fagmobs:

g*y

fagmobs:

g*y

(Source: cocknurse)

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

(Source: babygirleady)

  • nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
  • pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?
babyferaligator:

U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today

babyferaligator:

U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today

(Source: cloudsomethin)

vinegod:

This cracked me up. I guess she was upset she didn’t get the apple slice. by oh so tracy