My life is a satire of a "real" life.

(Source: sylladextrous)

(Source: delta--cubes)

(Source: firstenchanters)

hotdiggitydogblog:

I have no idea how I’m going to top Max’s 3rd birthday. Obviously it was the highlight of his life. -_-

extraordinarymachine23:

oknope:

doing the dishes and a piece of food touches your hand and you’re like

image

This is both horrifying as well as completely accurate

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

it does not matter how slow you go as long as you’re not in front of me

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)

(Source: selfdistractive)

Anonymous asked:

At what age did you lose your virginity?

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

oni-queen:

jacksonspace:

thesecretkeith:

I was about to reblog this, when I looked up and noticed my cat was just staring at this cucumber on my kitchen table

Interesting.

Scientist cats.

Trying to understand speakers https://31.media.tumblr.com/f5c74e16b04e253740282552571dabef/tumblr_n3dk6qcvKv1qdw8soo1_500.jpg

(Source: theamericankid)

dwarfracistpartykingthranduil:

thraaaaaaaaaaaaandyyyyyyyyyyyyy:

dorotear:

Happy birthday Lee Pace!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS

o_O

(Source: richard-armitage-loves-lee-pace)